The Standard Four Kinds of Husband & Wife Sex!

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Saturday, 5 May 2012

There are four kinds of sex:

House Sex:
When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

Bedroom Sex:
After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

Hall Sex:
After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "Fuck You!"

Courtroom Sex:
When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got!

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