10 Things Any Woman Would Never Say...

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Thursday, 19 April 2012

1)
Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.

2)
Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.

3)
I think hairy bums are really sexy

4)
Hey, get a whiff of that one.

5)
Please don't throw that old t-shirt away, the holes in the armpits are just too cute.

6)
This diamond is way to big.

7)
I don't even wanna put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.

8)
Wow, it really is 14 inches!

9)
Does this make my butt look too small?

10)
I'm wrong, you must be right again.

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