Julian Clary was caught speeding down the road at 100 mph and was stopped by a policeman who asked him to get out his car and to walk straightly down the along the white line at the edge the road.
Doing as the policeman says the he got out his car and attempt to walk down the line.
The policeman stops him and says "I'm afraid im going to have to take you back to the station your staggering there!"
Hearing this the Jukian turns round and says "Oohh! You're not so bad lookin' yourself!"