Things That Are Difficult To Say When Sozzled!

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Sunday, 22 April 2012

Things That Are Difficult To Say When Sozzled:

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

Things That Are Very Difficult To Say When Sozzled:

1. Specificity - (can't say this one sober)
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder

Things That Are Downright Impossible To Say When Sozzled:

1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

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