10 Adolph Hitler Jokes

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Sunday, 15 April 2012

1)
Three women - a German, a Jew and a polack - all gave birth to seven pound baby boys at the same time, and claimed Adolph Hitler was the father!
The nurses got the babies mixed up somehow and couldn't tell which baby belonged to which mother.
After an hour of mass confusion the father of the German baby decided he would settle the problem.
He walked into the nursery and lined up the three infants in a row.
He then clicked his heels, raised his arm in a salute and shouted, "Heil Hitler!"
The German baby snapped to attention, the Jewish baby shit it's pants and the polish baby played in it!

2)
Why did Hitler kill himself?
The Jews sent him a gas bill!

3)
Did you hear about the queer German?
Ate Off Hitler!

4)
What sweet did Hitler hate more than any other?
Jew Jew Beans……But I heard he enjoyed them roasted!

5)
Have you heard about Hitler's new microwave oven?
It seats 500!

6)
What was Adolf's favourite song?
"If I knew you were coming I'd have baked a kike!"

7)
A Cat Named Kitler: Staff at a British animal shelter say no one seems interested in adopting a six-week-old kitten whom they've playfully named "Kilter" because of a black mark under its nose that closely resembles Hitler's moustache.
Shelter workers say that while they fully understand people's reluctance to adopt a cat that looks like Hitler, they are quick to point out that a kitten of this size would have very little chance of successfully invading a country such as Poland or Slovakia.

8)
Adolf Hitler wrote of his Catholic initiation in a little-known book, Mein Kampf-irmation!

9)
A Nazi suspect, a relative of Adolph Hitler, indicted on charges of involvement in the murders of 430,000 Jews at Belzec death camp has died in Germany aged 99 before he was to go to trial.
No word on whether he will be cremated in an oven.

10)
Using a DNA test,Jean-Paul Mulders and historian Marc Vermeeren have concluded that Hitler may have had African and Jewish genes.
This may explain why he liked going on safari expeditions but only if he could get really good deals.

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