Wayne Rooney: 10 Comments after his Jenny Thompson hooker shame!

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Friday, 13 April 2012

1)
Wayne Rooney's fellow footballers have rallied round his betrayed wife Coleen. Mario Balotelli is already said to have offered to pop round anytime!

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Jenny Thompson wasn't keen on sex with Wayne Rooney. She said it was ogre rated!

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How can you tell the Rooneys apart? One's dirty, the other's Coleen!

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This isn't quite what Sir Alex had in mind when he told Wayne to start banging them in again!

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Some of Wayne Rooney's sponsors are sticking by him. Spokesmen from Durex, Yellow Pages and Travelodge insisted he'd done absolutely nothing wrong.

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Coleen will have Rooney followed everywhere from now on. It's the WAG tailing the dog.

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No-one is saying Wayne Rooney's obsessed with sex, but he's been asking team-mates if Swiss cheese is the one with the holes in it?

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Poor Wayne Rooney. He hired a stripper from the Yellow Pages and someone came round and took off all his wallpaper!

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Wayne Rooney's been arrested for shoplifting a packet of Cherry Bakewells. He explained to police that he'd promised Coleen never to pay for another tart again.

10)
Just seen that Wayne Rooney has spent another £1500 on a hooker. That's about 0.03% of his weekly wage. He's got no competition from me then!

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