15.
180 degrees shy of heaven
14.
Performing with Flaccido Domingo
13.
A few parts shy of an erector set
12.
Sch-wing and a miss
11.
Not rising to the level of impeachable offence
10.
The Null Monty
9.
Disappointing Miss Daisy
8.
Taking the gold at the Lake Flaccid Olympics
7.
Ascension Deficit Disorder
6.
Bouncing the Cheque of Love
5.
Less-than-Magic Johnson
4.
All Doled up with nowhere to go
3.
Welcome to Flaccid City. Population: You
2.
Serving boneless pork
1.
Unleavened Man-Bread
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