Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett?
A: Nothing, anymore.
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett have in common?
A: They're both dead.
Q: What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with Farah Fawcett?
A: More of the same.
Q: If Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett had a child, what would it look like?
A: A miracle.