20 Facts about 'The BT Internet car'

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Sunday, 1 April 2012

1)
The BT Internet car would have a Top speed of 40 mph yet have a 200 mph speedometer.

2)
The BT Internet car would come equipped with a new and fantastic 8-Track tape player!

3)
The car would often refuse to start and owners would just expect this and try again later!

4)
The windshield would have an extra dark tint to protect the driver from seeing better cars!

5)
BT Internet would sell the same model car year after year and claim it's the new model.

6)
Every now and then the brakes on the BT Internet car would just "lock-up" for no apparent reason!

7)
The BT Internet car would have a very plain body style but would have lots'a pretty colours and lights!

8)
The BT Internet car would have only one door but it would have 5 extra seats for family members.

9)
Anyone dissatisfied could return the car but must continue to make payments for 6 months!

10)
If a BT Internet car owner received 3 parking tickets BT Internet would take the car off of them!

11)
The BT Internet car would freeze, even in hot weather!

12)
BT Internet would pass a new car law forbidding BT Internet car owners from driving near other car dealerships!

13)
BT Internet car mechanics would have no experience in car repair!

14)
Younger BT Internet car drivers would be able to make other peoples BT Internet cars stall just for fun.

15)
BT Internet car mechanics would speak only Chinese, Taiwanese, Pakistani, or Indian!

16)
BT Internet cars would be forced to use BT Internet gas that cost 20% more and gave worse mileage!

17)
It would be common for BT Internet car owners to divorce just to marry another BT Internet car owner!

18)
BT Internet cars would come with a steering wheel and BT Internet would claim no other cars have them!

19)
BT Internet cars will cause pain in your finger from having to press 'Reset' so often!

20)
BT Internet cars will be delivered to the wrong address, and three days later than promised!

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