"He'd See My Sorry Ass Tomorrow"

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Wednesday, 14 March 2012

I knew I had a reputation as a trouble maker and tended to drink a little too much too often but I never expected the news to travel so fast to the new preacher at the Baptist Church on the corner.

He knocked on my door late last night and when I finally staggered over and got the door open, Brother Butters told me that he "wanted to see my sorry ass in church the next morning.

I told him he might just as well ask for the moon, and then I showed him!

So here I sit on my sorry ass in the last pew on Sunday morning with a broken tail bone.

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