Selection of Ten Jokes on Baldness/Barbers

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Thursday, 15 March 2012

1
Your so bald, I can see what your thinking!

2
After accepting an invitation to dance with a rather prematurely balding man a young woman wants to lighten the mood and says, "God was good to you, gave you a handsome face and room for another one."

3
Your so bald, when you wear a turtleneck you look like a deodorant stick!

4
Boy one: What's your dad getting for Christmas?

Boy two: Bald and fat!

5
Q: Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

A: Because they've lost their locks.

6
How much for a haircut?
Barber: eight pounds.

How much for a shave?
Barber: Two pounds.

Right - shave my head!

7
Q: Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

A: Because he always uses a razor!

8
Barber: Your hair is getting grey, Sir.

Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up, will you?

9
Barber: And how old are you, little man?

Fred: Eight.

Barber: And do you want a haircut?

Fred: Well, I certainly didn't come in for a shave!

10
Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller ?

Sharon: No, why ?

Karen: His head is sticking through his hair.

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