A doctor placed his stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall.
"Big breaths," he instructed.
"Yes, they used to be." replied the patient.
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A doctor was acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, he asked, "How long have you been bedridden?"
After a look of complete confusion she answered, 'Well, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive."
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