A man goes into a pub......(4)

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Monday, 20 February 2012

and he has a box under his arm.

Calling for everyone's attention he declares, "From this box I will produce the most beautiful piano solo that you have ever heard, just by tapping on it. I want you all to give the barman $20.00 down, and if you don't agree with me, then I'll give you all back $100.00."

Loads of guys handed over their $20's.

The man taps the box and Rachmaninoff's 2nd Piano Concerto issues forth, and it was Beautiful!!!

"OK you win", says the barman, handing over the dollars, "That was amazing, but are you sure that's not some kind of tape recorder. {That shows this joke's age!}

The man opens up the box and there inside is a tiny piano and a little man about a foot high.

"Wow! You must tell me where you found him." says the bartender.

"Well it's a long story." says our friend. "Once I was hard on my luck and used to wonder the roads looking for work. I often had to sleep in the forest, and one night I got lost. I stumbled through the undergrowth and came upon a waterfall and pond, and there was a beautiful lady bathing naked there. She saw me and climbed out of the water. "Come lie with me in my bower." she says. I did, and we made fantastic love there for the rest of the night. What a night!"

"In the morning she tells me, "I am the Fairy Queen, that was a wonderful night you spent with me, so I will grant you a wish.""

But I didn't know that she was deaf - for here I am now with this 12" pianist."

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