A man is pulled over by the police around 3.00 am and is asked where he is going at that time of the morning.
The man replies, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
Amazed, the officer asks, "Oh sure, and who would be giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."
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