There were two blonde students flying to the Caribbean for Spring Break.
Two hours into the flight, the pilot gets on the intercom and says, "We just lost an engine, but it's all right, we have three more. I'm sorry, but it will take us an hour longer to get there."
An half hour later, he gets on the intercom again and says, "We just lost another engine, but it's all right, we still have two more. I regret that it will take us another hour to reach our destination."
One of the blondes fumes, "This is unbelievable! If we lose the other engines, we'll be up here all day!"