An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were all playing golf with their wives.
The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?" Charles demanded.
"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any." she replies.
Charlie immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's £20, go and buy yourself some underwear."
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies.
"Sweet Mudder of Jaysus, woman! You've no knickers on. Why not?' shouts Padraig.
She replies, 'I can't afford any on the little money you give me."
Paddy reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's £10, Go and buy yourself some underwear!'
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
"Fur Christ's sake, Aggie! Where the friggin hell are yer drawers?"
She too explains, 'You dinnae give me enough money tae be able tae afford any."
Angus reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fur the love 'o decency, here's a comb...... tidy yerself up a bit."