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Tuesday, 7 February 2012

A man is out walking in New York City when he sees a little girl being chased by a fierce dog. He fights off the dog by hitting the dog's head with a stick and saves the girl's life.

The girl's mother rushes over to him, "Thank you so much for saving my little girl. You're a true hero. Tomorrow all the newspapers will have headlines about 'Brave New Yorker Saves the Life of Young Girl'. Thanks, again, sir!"

Man: But I'm not a New Yorker.
Mother: Oh! Then it will say 'Brave American Saves Life of Young Girl'.
Man: I'm not an American, either.
Mother: So, what are you then?!
Man: I'm an Arab.

The following day's headlines read:

"Islamic Extremist Kills Dog."

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