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Monday, 6 February 2012

As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice:
When you put the two words 'The ' and 'IRS' together, it spells
'THEIRS'?

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

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