An Englishman, an Irishman, an Australian and a New
Zealander were onboard a plane, getting ready to make their
first parachute jump.
The Englishman's exit was spectacular; he leapt out of the plane with the cry, "I am doing this for my country...."
The Irishman leapt out immediately afterwards,
calling out the same words.
Then the New Zealanders ripped the parachute off the Australian, pushed him out of the plane and cried, "I am doing this for my country......"