School joke

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Thursday, 5 January 2012

Teacher: Okay children, I want someone to use the word "urinate" in a sentence for me. Sally, you can go first.

Sally: Mum asked me to go to the toilet before we went swimming so I wouldn't urinate in the pool.

Teacher: Good, Sally. Okay, Johnny you're next.

Johnny: Um, your an eight Miss but if you had bigger tits you'd be a ten.

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