David Cameron, Nick Clegg, and Ed Miliband are flying together in a helicopter on the way to the Queen's garden party.
The Prime Minister looks at the Deputy Prime Minister, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a £50 note out the window right now and make somebody very happy."
Nick Clegg shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw three £20 noted out the window and make three people very happy."
Not to be out done, Ed Miliband says, "Of course then, I could throw ten £10 notes out the window and make ten people very happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such big shots back there... hell, I could throw all of them out the window and make millions of people very happy!".
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