New HM Government Seal

Submitted by Inchcock

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Saturday, 31 December 2011

Official Announcement The Government today announced that it is changing its emblem from the Gates to a Condom.

Because voters thought it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

A condom:
Allows for inflation

Halts production

Destroys the next generation

Protects a bunch of pricks

Gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

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