Official Announcement The Government today announced that it is changing its emblem from the Gates to a Condom.
Because voters thought it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom:
Allows for inflation
Halts production
Destroys the next generation
Protects a bunch of pricks
Gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
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