What do men usually have the most difficulty in retaining?
a) a job
b) their bank balances
c) every promise
d) any secret
e) a friendship
f) a marriage
g) all anniversary dates
h) a 30-minute erection
i) emmisions of wind
j) their urges
k) all of the above
Additions to this list have now had to be stopped, due to the mammoth amounts of them sent in!

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