What's the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?
The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the 40-year-old man thinks often about dating them.
How are boyfriends like cockroaches?
They hang around the kitchen and it's hard to get rid of them.
What's the greatest mystery about men?
How they can get older but still manage to remain immature!
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?
You marry him!
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing his hair across his head?
The truth comes shining through!
How do most men compare to Clint Eastwood?
They have everything he has, except for talent, money, and looks!
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date?
How can you tell it's puppy love for a man?
He slobbers all over you!
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?
What do men have difficulty retaining?
a) a job
b) a budget
c) a promise
d) a secret
e) a friendship
f) a marriage
g) an anniversary date
h) a 30-minute erection
i) all of the above