Why would women be better off if men treated them like cars?
At least then they would get a little attention every 6 months or 50,000 miles, whichever came first!
How can a woman find out what life's like without a man around?
What do men and women have in common?
They both distrust men!
What is the difference between a pregnant belly and a beer belly?
One gives birth and the other gives burps.
How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts?
Guilt gifts are nicer!
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?
His wife is good at picking out clothes!
How are men like UFOs?
You don't know where they come from, what their mission is, or what time they're going to take off!
How is a man like the weather?
Nothing can be done to change either one of them!
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?
One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby!
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?
The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer!