If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?
How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
What's the best way to kill a man?
Put a pretty blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one!
Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe!
What is the difference between men and women:....
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need!
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilise 1 egg ?
They don't stop for directions!
How does a man keep his youth?
By giving Her money, furs and diamonds!
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"!
What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
When the power goes off!
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?
They like being able to both eat and make love in under 5 minutes.