Why do men masturbate?
It's sex with someone they love and can trust.
Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties!
How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down?
Nobody knows, it hasn't happened yet!
What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack!
How did the angry guy try to kill his pet bird?
He threw it off a cliff!
Why do blonde women have bruises around their navels?
Blonde men are stupid too!
What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?
Wear perfume that smells like beer!
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them!
Why are men like blenders?
You need one, but you're not quite sure why!
Why is food better than men?
Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds!