Selection of Men Bashing Jokes - 21>30 - Warning: Some are naughty!

Submitted by Inchcock
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Monday, 19 December 2011

21)
Men are like a fine wine.
They start out as grapes. It's our job to stomp them, and then keep them in the dark until they mature. And hopefully they'll turn out to be something we would like to have dinner with.

22)
Top 10 Things Men Know About Women
10:
9:
8:
7:
6:
5:
4:
3:
2:
1:

23)
Ever noticed that all problems start with Men?
Men-tal Anxiety. . . Men-opause. . . Men-tal Breakdown

24)
Why do men like BMWs?
They can spell it!

25)
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?
Proofread!

26)
Why did the man fill his waterbed with beer?
He wanted a foam mattress!

27)
Why are men like paper cups?
They're dispensable!

28)
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S's: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing. What does she get?
The 3 B's: burps, body odor, and beer breath!

29)
Why did God create man?
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

30)
Why are men like TV commercials?
You can't believe a word they say!

Print this

Share/Bookmark

61 readers are online right now!

Go to top