Why are all dumb blonde jokes almost all one-liners?
So men can understand them.
What's easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?
A snowwoman is easier to make, 'cause with a snowman you have to hollow out the head and pack all that extra snow into balls to make its testicles.
Why do men name their penises?
Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions.
Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born?
To knock the penises off the stupid ones.
What's the best thing to come out of a penis?
What is the insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?
They discovered they were throwing away the best part.
What's the dumbest part of a man's body?
His penis. It has a head without a brain, it swings with two nuts, and it lives right around the corner from an asshole.
Why don't women have any brains?
Because they don't have any testicles to put them in!
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?