New Years Resolutions for your pet dog!

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Friday, 23 December 2011

I will not bark each time I see or hear another dog, or when the postman arrives.

I will not steal underwear belonging to my mistress and then dance all over the back yard with it.

I will not chew red crayons or pens, because my master will think that I am haemorrhaging.

I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.

I must shake the rainwater out of my coat Before I enter the house.

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