News Year Resolution - Stop Smoking

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Wednesday, 21 December 2011

Mark at a New Year's party turns to his friend and asks for a cigarette.

'I thought you made a New Year's resolution to quit smoking,' his friend says.

'I'm in the process of quitting,' the Mark says.

'Right now, I am in the middle of phase one.'

'What's phase one?'

'I've quit buying em!'

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