Ten Christmas Jokes for Kids

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Friday, 16 December 2011

1)
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!

2)
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!

3)
What's Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia!

4)
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I'll never part with it!

5)
Why is 'burning candle' like 'being thirsty'?
Because a little water ends both of them!

6)
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!

7)
What do you give a train driver for Christmas?
Platform shoes!

8)
What did the big candle say to the little candle?
I'm going out tonight!

9)
What happens to you at Christmas?
Yule be happy!

10)
How long does it take to burn a candle down?
About a wick!


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