Three vicars and their wives at the Pearly Gates

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Monday, 12 December 2011

Three vicars and their wives were just coming back from a convention when they got in a wreck and were all killed.

All 3 couples stood in line at the Pearly Gates, waiting to get into heaven.

St Peter opened the books and said to the first man:

"I can see that you were a good man but had one problem. You lusted after alcohol your whole life you never drank but your lust was so strong you would never marry until you met a girl named Sherry. Sorry, you can't come in".

The second vicar approached St Peter and he said:

"You were a good man, but it says here you lusted after money and your lust was so strong that you would not marry until you met a girl named Penny.

Sorry, you cannot come in.

The third vicar turned to his wife and said: "Come on Fanny, lets leave!"


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