Hi, first joke I've written, done some spoof articles.:
Just found it quite funny the other day in McDonalds, fat woman serving me took the p***, taking ages just for a Coke. After about an hour of standing there in the supposed 'Fast Lane', she handed me the bloody Coke and said 'Sorry about your wait'. A bit peed off by now, I replied 'My weight? Ha!'.
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