A third selection of 12 'Bad' doctor jokes

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Saturday, 3 December 2011

1)
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10 pound note
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.

2)
Doctor, doctor, I think I've gone a funny colour.
Nonsense, it's just a pigment of your imagination.

3)
Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things.
Have you taken anything for it?

4)
Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into the future.
When did this first happen?
Next Tuesday.

5)
Doctor, doctor, I keep losing my memory.
When did you first notice it?
When did I first notice what?

6)
Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a dustbin.
Don't talk rubbish.

7)
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snail.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.

8)
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a frog
Go on, hop it!

9)
Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are no use.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.

10)
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a sheep.
That's baaaaaad.

11)
Doctor, doctor! I'm becoming invisible.
Yes I can see you're not all there.

12)
A boy called the doctor..
"Doctor, doctor come quick, my younger brother has just swallowed my pen."
"I'll be right over - what are you doing in the meantime?"
"I'm using a pencil."

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