A husband and wife were attending her company's Christmas party, and the husband was being a pest, talking too much, embarrassing her, and complaining about the food.
Suddenly, he caught sight of a lovely lady at a table and asked his wife who she was. The wife reluctantly identifies the lady as her boss.
"Ya gotta intoraduce us! I gotta talk to her! I'll be nish, honesht! Can you do that, huh, huh?" he begs her, drunkenly.
"All right, all right," the wife sighs, exasperated, and leads him over to the woman.
The husband staggers begind her, thinking of ways to impress the office cutie, when his wife says, "Cheryl, do you remember I said I had a drinking prblem? Well, here it is!"
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