Two Wall Street banker CEOs bailing themselves out of a sinking boat

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Friday, 18 November 2011

Banker #1: "Just remember one very important thing, okay?"
Banker #2: "What's that?"
Banker #1: "No matter how bad things get..."
Banker #2: "Yeah?"
Banker #1: "...they can always get worse."
Banker #2: "How is that supposed to help?"
Banker #1: "I'm trying to make you feel better about how bad things are right now."
Banker #2: Well, it's not helping, okay?"
Banker #1: "I bet you thank me later."
Banker #2: "Why's that?"
Banker #1: "Things are about to get a whole lot worse, and you're going to look back to right now and think, 'remember how good times were back then', and you are going to be grateful to me for pointing out to you how bad things can get from this point on."
Banker #2: "Just shut up, okay. Just shut up and keep bailing."

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