Selection of Football Jokes (5)

Submitted by Inchcock

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Thursday, 3 November 2011

Q. What do you do if your copy of FIFA becomes corrupt and stops working?

A. Slip it another tenner.

A Liverpool fan walks past a shop and sees a sign in a window that reads, "Liverpool FC - The Glory Years on sale here!"

The bloke goes in and asks how much it is to which the shopkeeper replies, "£100."

The fan asks why it's so expensive.

The shopkeeper explains, "Well, the video is only 50p but the BetaMax player is £99.50!"

Fabio Capello
'Take That' are playing at Wembley next year.

If England don't win that one Capello has got to go!

West Ham
Tough game for West Ham this week.

It's called 'Football'

David Beckham/Wayne Rooney
David Beckham is allegedly to sue hooker Irma Nici for £16million.

She must have slept with Wayne Rooney quite a few times to have that sort of money!

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