Q. What's the difference between Fagin and Arsene Wenger?
A. When Fagin sent his kids out, they came back with silverware.
Nottingham Forest Supporters Wife
My wife has just kicked me out, she said that I thought more of football than I did of her.
That's a shame, we were together for 12 seasons!
Travel plans for MUFC fans for the semi final have now been anounced.
4 ferrys from Dublin, 2 planes from Singapore, 50 tube trains from various parts of London and coaches from Devon and Cornwall.
Please note there is still 1 place left in the taxi leaving from Manchester!
Teacher and the Child Fans
A teacher is starting her new job in Liverpool.
She asks the class which of them support Liverpool.
Every child in the class puts their hand up except one little boy.
The teacher asks, "Peter, who do you support?"
The little boy replies, "Man Utd." The teacher asks him why that is.
"Because my dad supports them, and I want to be like him."
The teacher says, "That's no reason. What if your dad supported a team that never wins anything?"
"Then I'd be a Liverpool fan!" Peter replies.