A lion, giraffe and zebra are on holidays together when the lion suggests to the other two that they pose for his camera. "My neck is too long. I won't fit in the photo" says the giraffe. The zebra shakes his head and says "well, I'm black and white. What good is that in a colour photo." So the lion says "stuff it, this joke is going nowhere".
Lion, giraffe and zebra
Friday, 14 October 2011