The carpet layers cock-up!

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Thursday, 13 October 2011

A carpet layer had just finished installing a carpet for a lady.

He stepped out for a smoke, only to realise he'd lost his cigarettes.

In the middle the room, under the carpet, was a bump.

"No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack ciggies," he thought to himself.

He proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the hump.

As he was cleaning up, the lady came in.

"Here," she said, handing him his pack cigarettes.

"I found them in the hallway."

"Now," she said, "if only I could find my sweet little hamster!"

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