The Reason Joan Rivers Had Better Keep Her Ass Out of Arizona

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Wednesday, 12 October 2011

Comedian Joan Rivers has been warned against traveling to Arizona. The state's health department has issued a warning that females who have had any type of plastic surgery done should absolutely not even think about visiting Arizona due to the extreme heat.

A spokesperson for The Arizona Department of Health stated that he has read up on Ms. Rivers situation and noted that with the dozens of nips, tucks, lifts, inserts, implants, and add-ons she has had if she were to set foot in Arizona she would literally explode and all that would be left of her would be her cheap jewelry.

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