I finally figured out why I am so full-figured, or like that jerk of my husband says, "fat." As I was conditioning my hair in the shower this morning, I took time to read my shampoo bottle.
I am in shock!
The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my entire body says "for extra volume and body." seriously, why have I not noticed this before?
Tomorrow I am going to start washing myself with "dawn" dish soap. It says right on the bottle, "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove." it pays to read the warning labels.