Moneys short times are hard,
Here's a fucking ode for a Chritstmas card!
It was the night before christmas and all through the house,
Everybody felt shitty even the mouse,
Mom's at the whore house, Dad smokin' grass,
I just settled down for a nice piece of ass.
When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter,
I went outside to see what's the matter.
Out on the lawn I saw a big dick,
I knew at that moment it must be Saint Nick.
He came out the chiminey like a bat out of hell,
I knew at that moment that pillock had fell.
He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer,
And a big rubber dick for my brother the queer!
He went up the chiminy with just one fart,
I knew right then he blew my chiminy apart.
He rode his sledge off out of sight,
Saying fuck u all, and have a good night!