A redneck walks into a gunshop...

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Sunday, 2 October 2011

A redneck walks into a gunshop, and asks for the largest gun in stock.

Store owner shows off a 1911 .45ACP.

Redneck: You got something bigger?

Store owner shows off a .357Mag.

Redneck: You got something bigger?

Store owner shoes off a Taurus .50 revolver.

Redneck: This I like!

Store Owner: Why do you need such a large gun?

Redneck: I'm going to use it to shoot some cans!

Store Owner: Cans? What kind of cans?!!

Redneck: Just some AfriCANS, MexiCANS, Puerto RiCANS, RepubliCANS, AngliCANS, DominiCANS, FrancisCANS, MadagasCANS, MorocCans, peliCANS, publiCANS, touCANS, I just love shooting cans!

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