The Emergency call...

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Sunday, 2 October 2011

A hunter has called 999.

Dispatcher: Emergency services, what is your emergency?

Hunter: I accidentally shot my mate... I think he is dead! He just plopped down and died!

Dispatcher: Sir please calm down first make sure he is dead.

Hunter: Okay hold on.

*The dispatcher hears 2 distinct gunshots

Hunter: Okay, he's dead, now what?

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