The loan

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Friday, 30 September 2011

Bank Manager: Mr Simpleton, I can't approve this loan. You are chronically unemployed, you have seven pounds in your account and your wife has left you. Have you tried contacting charities?

Mr Simpleton: But Mr Brain, don't you know who I am? I'm the Mayor of this town and I can't just take this lying down.

Bank Manager: Okay then, get off the floor and sit back up in the chair.

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