George Carlin's 'Truth's'

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Saturday, 24 September 2011

George Carlin: HOW does George Carlin come up with all these great "truths?" Here are some more attributed to him:

1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.50 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

3. OK.. so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that the other one enjoys it?

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