Wrong guess

Submitted by Inchcock

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Wednesday, 21 September 2011

A bent, scrawny, little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour, and agonisingly pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto one of the stools.

After catching his breath, and taking a while to compose himself, he ordered a banana split for himself.

The waitress smiled and asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"

"No," he replied, "arthritis!"

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