Gerald an elderley hearing aid wearing gent, went to his doctor to get a physical examination.
A few days later the doctor saw Gerald walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Gerald and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
The doctor said, "No no... I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur. Be careful.